I remember a friend of mine saying “this has just been a shit show” when she had one of those days. I always chuckled until today.
It started when I got out of bed at 2:30 this morning to get ready for work. I tripped over my feet and ran into the wall. Then as I stumbled to the kitchen for coffee I smacked my knee on the corner of the door. Finally I make it to the coffee and pour me what will surely be the greatest cup of coffee ever made. Yea until the cup tipped over (I swear someone reached down and pushed it over) and went everywhere coffee shouldn’t go.
I clean the coffee up and pour another and finally make it to the table. OK I can breathe now. The coffee was great and I went for another cup to give me the pep in my step that I need. Ahhh perfect.
I head into the shower to an ice-cold water bath. What the heck. My fault I forgot to hit the hot water. Nothing like ice-cold water to wake you up.
OK I’m now ready for work. I grab my computer bag and head out the door. The garage door won’t open. Just great. I had to squeeze in the window to the garage. I didn’t realize that the power just went out. I make it to the emergency button on the garage door that allows me to open it manually. I pull the car out and realize the nice work clothes that I had on were now completely dirty. Nope I’m not even changing. I’m gonna own this dirt!
Drive into work in a downpour that I havent seen in years. Pull into work an hour later and make a mad dash for the doors as we have no covered parking. I make it in but now I’m drenched and dirty. I look like a drown rat.
I walk into my bosses office dirty, soaked and bruised from my morning battle. He looks at me and says “oh not a good morning”. I say “it’s been a complete shit show”.
I thought this was a Monday instead of Tuesday. Tuesdays should never be this bad.
Hoping yours was better.